No Human Deserves To Endure a Jesus Worshipping Sing Along While Flying 30,000 Feet in the Air

Since the beginning of the pandemic people have flat-out forgotten how to act on planes. We've seen countless pedestrians throw fits over wearing a mask, a guy getting caught masturbating four times in one sitting, and that one woman who brought her own microphone + speaker on a plane to tell people about a covid conspiracy. Still angry she never revealed her point and just kept repeating herself. 

What I'm getting at is we've lost our way and no bigger example of that can be shown than this Jesus worshipping "band" singing the words of the lord on a flight. What the fuck is wrong with you?  I don't care if Jesus actually showed and proved his existence only to then stop an asteroid from destroying Earth, we're not singing about him on a fucking plane.  

When I'm on a plane I'm thinking about death more than ever. I don't have a fear of flying, but one bad bump and my head starts spinning. When we take off and the plane tilts one way I think we're going straight into the ocean. I keep these emotions to myself, but inside that dumb brain of mine is complete and utter chaos. The great solution to this madness is typically sleep and/or drugs and alcohol. Well, if I have to deal with a Jesus folk song group instead of sleeping then I'm gonna hop on Team Death and hope something terrible happens in the next few minutes. Maybe we hit a rough pocket of air and everyone not buckled in goes flying to the ceiling. Would be a real shame. 

You know how before the plane takes off the flight attendants go around to the Emergency Row and ask if you're willing and able to act if the time comes. Well, the emergency is here...do something. 

I think in that moment going to jail is worth it rather than enduring that torture. You can actually see this man in the plaid shirt going through the motions in his head. Unfortunately his wife next to him appears to be enjoying the music. Couldn't be put in a worse spot if he tried. 

We are all plaid shirt man. I'm pretty sure a judge would side with you in court if you explained the entire situation. Bottomline, if you sing on an airplane like this you are a gigantic asshole and deserve the worst of punishments.

We need to be better